来个小说创意串，大家可以分享一下各种奇奇怪怪的小说创意，像reddit上的WritingPrompts那样。
我也会随机翻译一些那边的小说创意过来。
我也会随机翻译一些那边的小说创意过来。
#288426
这一年是 2050 年。120 岁高龄的沃伦·巴菲特仍在经营他的公司。贝索斯有一头浓密的头发。
自 2032 年以来，没有一位亿万富翁去世。虽然很缓慢，但人们还是开始意识到有些事情不对劲。
自 2032 年以来，没有一位亿万富翁去世。虽然很缓慢，但人们还是开始意识到有些事情不对劲。
#299641
jmjp
#299648
>>Po.60927
我好喜欢这个！
我好喜欢这个！
#299808
昨晚我把剩饭放进新买的微波炉，只是为了独居上班族早上起床时能偷个懒。
为什么今早我拿出来的时候半碗饭变成了半碗米？
为了验证猜测，我把一盘炒菜放了进去，现在我有一盘姜、辣椒和生蔬菜。
以及一个时间倒流微波炉。
为什么今早我拿出来的时候半碗饭变成了半碗米？
为了验证猜测，我把一盘炒菜放了进去，现在我有一盘姜、辣椒和生蔬菜。
以及一个时间倒流微波炉。
#299910
科学家来到真理之门前，真理之门告诉他需要用“芝麻开门”，门才能打开，科学家回去花四十年培育出与人相同机能的芝麻，只见芝麻走到门前说了句：“芝麻开门”
门开了。
门开了。
#299928
>>Po.299808
什么电话烤箱[´ﾟДﾟ`]
什么电话烤箱[´ﾟДﾟ`]
#299929
你有一个超能力，可以强行学会一种语言，某天你在地摊上淘到一块石板，在学习上面的文字后，随口一句话后竟然在面前放了一个冰锥术
#299933
某个省忽然爆发叛乱，并且飞快建立了国家和城墙，里面传出一个视频；“我们是可以进行感染的虫巢意识，但我们不打算占领世界。”然后一个个演技精湛的电影拍出，一个个精美华丽且全免费的游戏也公布，全世界都在想着这些家伙干什么，只有你知道，他们是靠着电波进行感染的
#299934
神对现在都世界感到无聊，于是她请你与她进行游戏，她赢了，你身上会少一样东西，赢了，你可以获得生存时长，甚至最终她会给你三个愿望
一周后，你只剩一只手在棋盘上爬行，而神在你必胜的棋局咬着指甲
一周后，你只剩一只手在棋盘上爬行，而神在你必胜的棋局咬着指甲
#299982
>>Po.288426
从老妖婆开始
从老妖婆开始
#419992
沉了[;´Д`]
#420022
po不更了吗[;´Д`]那我要不接手吧（
#420033
>>Po.420022
想看[ ´ρ`]
想看[ ´ρ`]
#421129
暂时还不能发图，把原文和作者粘贴过来吧
萨，哈吉马路哟！
萨，哈吉马路哟！
#421261
你是地下世界的笑柄，但在地球上，你的声誉吸引了愿意为你背叛一切的追随者。你是唯一在交易中维护他们的立场的恶魔，没有任何附加条件。
You're the laughing stock of the Underworld, but on Earth your reputation attracts followers willing to betray everything. You're the only demon to uphold their side of the bargain, no strings attached.
Posted by u/L0cked4fun
You're the laughing stock of the Underworld, but on Earth your reputation attracts followers willing to betray everything. You're the only demon to uphold their side of the bargain, no strings attached.
Posted by u/L0cked4fun
#421292
虽然人类毫不知情，但是人类在经历巨大情绪时，有能力通过心灵感应把想法和情绪投射到浩瀚无垠的宇宙空间中。我们只是无法接收它们。因此，我们在超过20万年里，一直在对银河系的局部区域进行超能力轰炸。
Humanity has unknowingly had the ability to telepathically project thoughts and emotions over the vastness of space when experiencing great emotion. We just cant receive them. So we've just been psionically nuking our local area of the galaxy for over 200,000 years.
Posted by u/SovereignOfTerra
Humanity has unknowingly had the ability to telepathically project thoughts and emotions over the vastness of space when experiencing great emotion. We just cant receive them. So we've just been psionically nuking our local area of the galaxy for over 200,000 years.
Posted by u/SovereignOfTerra
#421325
身为秘密的不朽者，你致力于引导人类走向更伟大的利益。从保护环境到结束世界饥饿，你什么都做了。但是事实是，这些该死的凡人已经消灭了文明两次，而你已经厌倦了等待文明重建的千年时间。
As a secret immortal, you're dedicated to steering humankind towards a greater good. From protecting the environment to ending world hunger, you do it all. The truth is, these blasted mortals have already wiped out civilization twice, and you're tired of waiting millennia for them to rebuild.
Posted by u/Breadinator
As a secret immortal, you're dedicated to steering humankind towards a greater good. From protecting the environment to ending world hunger, you do it all. The truth is, these blasted mortals have already wiped out civilization twice, and you're tired of waiting millennia for them to rebuild.
Posted by u/Breadinator
#421339
吸血鬼在镜中看不到自己，是由于过去镜子是由银做底的。1940年后，镜子制造商们开始使用液态水银做镜底。现在是18世纪40年代，你是一个困惑的吸血鬼，数个世纪以来第一次从镜中看到自己。
Vampires couldn't be seen in mirrors because they used to be backed with silver. After 1940 mirror manufactures started using liquid mercury to back mirrors. During the 1940s, you are a confused vampire just saw yourself in a mirror for the first time in centuries.
Posted by u/Non-Cannon
Vampires couldn't be seen in mirrors because they used to be backed with silver. After 1940 mirror manufactures started using liquid mercury to back mirrors. During the 1940s, you are a confused vampire just saw yourself in a mirror for the first time in centuries.
Posted by u/Non-Cannon
#421341
你过着平凡的生活，平淡地死去。令人惊讶的是，奥丁欢迎你进入瓦尔哈拉，并列举了你和抑郁症的许多次斗争。
You have lived an unimpressive life, and died an unimpressive death. Surprisingly, Odin welcomes you into Valhalla, citing the many battles with depression you fought.
Posted by u/Tomagathericon
You have lived an unimpressive life, and died an unimpressive death. Surprisingly, Odin welcomes you into Valhalla, citing the many battles with depression you fought.
Posted by u/Tomagathericon
#421360
一种剧烈的病毒正在地球传播。疾控中心已经确定，这种疾病是通过对动物的鼻子吹气来传播的，并且恳求人们停止。但我们就是不停。
A virulent plague is spreading across the earth. The CDC has determined that is transmitted by booping animals on the nose, and is begging people to stop. But we just don't want to.
Posted by u/MyMomSaysIAmCool
A virulent plague is spreading across the earth. The CDC has determined that is transmitted by booping animals on the nose, and is begging people to stop. But we just don't want to.
Posted by u/MyMomSaysIAmCool