石康的女训真的太好笑了，奉为圭臬疯转的傻逼一样好笑

今天经历了本学期可能最严重的一次焦虑发作...现在想起来还是觉得很恐怖，一种整个胸腔被抽真空的感觉，一直在冒冷汗

听点彩虹里

很cult

请在下列各图中分别找出Alex James，Mark Gardener和Jonny Greenwood

>>Po.783364
你们英国人会不会有点太喜欢黑色蘑菇头了

Yorke had been on protest marches as far back as his 1980s college days, but he has since grown impatient with the old political battle lines. "I got involved with left-wing stuff when I was at university and it was just so boring, like comparing the size of your penis," he sneers. "‘How much redder am I than you?’ It’s just really dull, really macho. A waste of space, really. This to me has nothing to do with the politics that are being discussed. This is to do with the operations of people like the IMF, who are responsible for the deaths of millions of people every year around the globe. People who we have put into power, we finance, and we don’t know who they are. This is a humanitarian issue."
大笑了五分钟因为太典

>>Po.782444
i mean！pov你点开一篇微博热转人间清醒决绝子当头一棒女性主义热文，发现主要内容如下：①被父权制束缚因此只能在亲密关系中寻找认同感的女性是“性欲太高”“没有追求”“逼痒”（暂且不提这其中隐含的slut shame，静静地感受这种男性privilege，静静地）②真正有追求有眼界的女人最后终于润了，嫁了个好老公，学学人家③男性博主对逼作出重要指示：你们确实没有阴道高潮。这个时候男的终于可以谈逼事了lol

>>Po.783472
然后所有人：通透啊，通透！话糙理不糙
我的意思是你们全死了

不说了，看点不太聪明的课本

每天早上起来清晰地感知到自己是以实体而非某种精神体存在的感觉都让人一阵绝望，，

妈的今天又要做核算，我恨你们

NPD time：不知道是在说随，就当是在夸我吧

写个日记也能吵起来，大家全都在一种最坏的社会化可能上狂奔

the best child fascimile is talking out the world

没有人：
我：*一边往河流沙盒模型里倒水一边模仿雪姨* 哎哟，这可真是大水冲了龙王庙！

>>Po.784022
互联网所有的问题基本出在：网友太把自己当回事了

学这个自然地理，突然感到一种被征召的神圣感，太好了，以后去帮人算风水

我倒觉得传记片演员没必要长得像本人，只是提摩西查拉梅演鲍勃迪伦，这种感觉就像体育课之前数学老师进来说换课了

慕名前去参观艾克斯岛圈内版，疑惑而进，大笑而出，傻逼网友