在看小狗的寂静岭录播，没想到现在的狗不仅会看游戏文本还会分析剧情了

>>Po.1462113
但依旧卡解谜，这对狗脑子还是太超过了[`ヮ´ ]

机皇露脸！长相和声音也差太多了[ ☉д⊙]

发现电脑突然很卡就重启看看，现在卡在重启页面不动了[ ・_ゝ・]

>>Po.1462892
原来是背着我偷偷更新[　ˇωˇ]电脑一时半会是用不了了

肯德基的牛奶原来不加糖啊！

房门要换新，师傅上家里量尺寸时把门套拆了一条，现在我本就摇摇欲坠的房门彻底关不上了

新唇膏是很甜的香草味，但是贼油，上当了！

OMG it's Halloween

OMG!😀It’s Halloween🎃wish I had a friend with me🥲🫱Every year I'm all alone, 😔i have no reason to leave my home🏠🏃‍♀️‍➡️Bought a costume that's really funny🤡but why dress up if i have nobody?🤷‍♀️🤡 Lonely Halloween🎃, it's a lonely halloween🕺.Lonely Halloween💃no one hears me scream.🙀🙀 I wanna throw a house party🎉and stay out super late🌛🚶‍♀️‍➡️🏠but instead i guess I'll just get drunk🍺and monster mashtrbate✈️✈️Trick or treat, treat or trick*r.❌🍬➡️💥Wish a vampire would suck my blood🧛🩸Ghouls and ghost don't scare me.👻‘Cause there's nothing worse than being lonely👫❌This is it✅spooky time.😈👽wait all night and start to cry.🥲Why does god punish me？🖕I suffer each day i live and breath.👃😖Lonely Halloween, 👽🎃it's a lonelyHalloween.💃💃Lonely Halloween.🕺 someone put an end to me. 🔪😧Please end my suffering.😖 I said please end my suffering.🙄Please end my suffering😫(咳嗽

卧槽脚指甲又长肉里了好痛啊，想剪掉但是还不够长，剪太多的话下次会扎得更深[ ;´д`]

屌，被同人游戏吓一跳，还以为我老婆那么快就被迫下海了

世嘉淘宝店的美工有点幽默了，他们完全不觉得标签把主角脸挡掉有什么问题

得找个时间把吃灰很久的舟谷出了，看着烦还占地方

想起来有双马丁靴买来穿不到5次，一搜订单22年1月[ ・_ゝ・]千万别烂啊

>>Po.1463870
没烂但是发霉，回南天还是太恐怖了。把霉斑擦了晾着去

似乎今年花销大了起来，只不过原因是东西不好用了就换。生活品质提高了，是好事

>>Po.1414328
买了新的试用一次立马把之前这瓶扔了，什么垃圾

狗的皮套越来越萌了，机皇超进化

>>Po.1463246
比起香草感觉更像椰子[ ﾟ∀。]淡淡的香和奶味。用了几天发现还挺润的，油就油点吧