时不时发一些段子，主要来源于reddit的r/Jokes和各种stand-up，能翻译的就翻译，难翻的就做一下注释
I just discovered that the word “nothing” is a palindrome(回文)...
Backwards it spells “gnihton”, which also means nothing.
I just discovered that the word “nothing” is a palindrome(回文)...
Backwards it spells “gnihton”, which also means nothing.
#459509
那要这么说，糟八七乱看着也挺乱七八糟的[ ﾟ∀。]
#459655
“我发现‘啥也不是’也是回文，因为‘是不也啥’啥也不是”[ ﾟ∀。]
#459669
“How would you describe yourself?”
你会怎么描述你自己？
“Verbally, but I’ve also prepared a dance.”
口头地，不过我也准备了一支舞
你会怎么描述你自己？
“Verbally, but I’ve also prepared a dance.”
口头地，不过我也准备了一支舞
#459693
摩多摩多
#459698
>>Po.459669
求解释[ ﾟ∀。]
求解释[ ﾟ∀。]
#459804
>>Po.459698
一般情况下是看你“用什么词”描述自己，但按字面理解也有“用什么方法”描述自己的意思
一般情况下是看你“用什么词”描述自己，但按字面理解也有“用什么方法”描述自己的意思
#460053
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
换一个灯泡需要多少个警察？
None, they just shoot the room for being black
0，他们会因为房间是黑而直接射杀它
换一个灯泡需要多少个警察？
None, they just shoot the room for being black
0，他们会因为房间是黑而直接射杀它
#460057
I ate a kids meal at McDonald’s today…
His mother seemed pretty upset(不爽)
His mother seemed pretty upset(不爽)
#460060
What has five toes but isn't your foot?
什么东西有五根脚趾但不是你的脚
My foot
我的脚
什么东西有五根脚趾但不是你的脚
My foot
我的脚
#460074
A dyslexic walks into a Bra
一个阅读障碍者走进一个胸罩
一个阅读障碍者走进一个胸罩
#460175
>>Po.460057
･ﾟ[ ﾉヮ´ ]
今天在麦当劳吃了个儿童（的）餐
那个孩子的妈妈不高兴了
･ﾟ[ ﾉヮ´ ]
今天在麦当劳吃了个儿童（的）餐
那个孩子的妈妈不高兴了
#460177
An old Pilot sat down in Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
一个老飞行员坐在星巴克里，点了一杯咖啡。正在他坐着嘬咖啡的时候，一位妙龄女子坐到了他旁边。
She turned to the pilot and asked, ‘Are you a real pilot?’
她转向飞行员并问“你是真的飞行员吗”
He replied, ‘Well, I’ve spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca’s, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot – what about you?’
他回复“well，这一辈子都在开双翼机、Cubs、Aeronca’s、Neiuports，在二战开过B-29，Korean 冲突教过50人开飞机而且让几百人搭过机，所以我想我的确是个飞行员，你呢？”
She said, ‘I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.’
她说“我是一个蕾丝边，一辈子都在想裸体女人，每天早晨一睁眼，我就开始想裸女。洗澡的时候我想裸女，看电视的时候我想裸女。似乎所有的事物都让我想到裸女。”
The two sat sipping in silence.
二人相坐无语，只是嘬咖啡。
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, ‘Are you a real pilot?’
过了一会儿，一个妙龄男子做到了飞行员的另一侧并问“你是真的飞行员吗？”
He replied, ‘I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.’
他回答道“我一直以为我是，不过我刚发现我其实是个蕾丝边。”
一个老飞行员坐在星巴克里，点了一杯咖啡。正在他坐着嘬咖啡的时候，一位妙龄女子坐到了他旁边。
She turned to the pilot and asked, ‘Are you a real pilot?’
她转向飞行员并问“你是真的飞行员吗”
He replied, ‘Well, I’ve spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca’s, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot – what about you?’
他回复“well，这一辈子都在开双翼机、Cubs、Aeronca’s、Neiuports，在二战开过B-29，Korean 冲突教过50人开飞机而且让几百人搭过机，所以我想我的确是个飞行员，你呢？”
She said, ‘I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.’
她说“我是一个蕾丝边，一辈子都在想裸体女人，每天早晨一睁眼，我就开始想裸女。洗澡的时候我想裸女，看电视的时候我想裸女。似乎所有的事物都让我想到裸女。”
The two sat sipping in silence.
二人相坐无语，只是嘬咖啡。
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, ‘Are you a real pilot?’
过了一会儿，一个妙龄男子做到了飞行员的另一侧并问“你是真的飞行员吗？”
He replied, ‘I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.’
他回答道“我一直以为我是，不过我刚发现我其实是个蕾丝边。”
#460182
>>Po.460057
我今天在M记吃了个儿童的套餐
他妈妈看起来很不爽
我今天在M记吃了个儿童的套餐
他妈妈看起来很不爽
#460202
>>Po.460074
是一个去酒Bra玩的阅读障碍者呢[*´∀`]
是一个去酒Bra玩的阅读障碍者呢[*´∀`]
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